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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion
to shoplifters. It's the job of loss

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prevention officers to protect against
these shoplifters.

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These are their stories. Only at
shoplifter .com.

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Is this necessary?

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I guess so.

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Have a seat.

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You stand over there, son.

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In the corner.

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You know, you haven't got anything on
us.

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You really don't. I mean, you don't have
any proof that we did anything wrong.

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My daughter and I are buying stuff here
for her birthday.

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You know, I don't understand this. You
know, we could sue you for this. Yeah, I

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just don't get it.

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What's going on? I've never... No, we've
never had this happen to us. No, never

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happened before.

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I don't know.

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So what's going on here?

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Is this a contest or something? Do we
win some?

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What's going on?

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You know what? We really got to get
going here.

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So my daughter and I, we're going to
take off. Yeah. Please sit down.

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The police are on their way.

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The police are on their way? Relax.

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Do you know who I am?

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Do you want me to tase you?

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Tase me? I'm in the corner. You sit in
the chair.

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Okay. Daddy, we better do what the
officer says.

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We don't want to go to jail.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there, Flick.
What are you tasting?

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What is this talk about cops?

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I'll be right back.

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It's really fucking brilliant.

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Yeah, I know. You never fucking listen
to me, do you?

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I do.

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Listen to you.

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You were so obvious out there. I've been
training you for this for years. Well,

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I didn't think that I made it look
obvious to you. It's really simple. You

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up, you put the thing in there very
casual.

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You're sitting there going like this and
looking all around. Of course we got

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busted.

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I've been doing this for years, and I've
never gotten caught. I never thought

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that this would happen to me. Well, we
got caught now, honey.

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So what are we going to do? I don't know
what we're going to do, but you're just

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stressing me the fuck out right now.

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I see a lot of cameras around here.
Right.

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Most of these don't work. They're just
there for play. So I don't want this

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guy to intimidate you, and I don't want
you saying the wrong thing. Okay. So you

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need to dummy up. All right. Let Daddy
do all the talking. Okay. Okay?

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All right. All right.

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Everything's going to be fine. You just
follow my lead.

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Okay. We were just shopping for your
birthday, okay?

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and it's just a mistaken identity thing
and it's just a simple little mistake

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i'll give the guy a couple of bucks and
we'll be out of here and we'll be on our

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way now there's another store in the
mall next door we hit that store it's

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okay it's not going to be any problem
all right is there anything in here we

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get look at all crap in here what kind
of place is this

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this isn't a store room We're doing crap
in here. Right, there's literally like

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nothing I would even be interested in
stealing.

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Like, yeah, I want to steal an
encyclopedia. Yeah, I mean, crap.

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Right.

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What is this? What did we come to crap
for us?

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Right? This is just retarded.

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Hey,

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what do you think of your shoes, Daddy?

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For me? No. No, for me, yeah.

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For you, yeah. Go ahead and take this.
All right.

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Great.

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Fuckers.

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This will be good.

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Okay, can you... Do I look all right?

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Well, yeah.

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Okay.

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Unless all of a sudden you grew a penis
on you.

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You know, I'm teaching you how to store
the thing.

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That's not the first place. They're
going to look there.

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He's not going to look at your app
because most people are intimidated.

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All right.

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Okay. Because I really want those.

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Do you? Yeah. How bad do you want it?
Really bad.

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You're a good little girl.

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Thank you, Daddy.

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Daddy's very proud of his little girl.
Thank you.

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I'm going to make a master thief out of
you. I hope so.

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Oh, look at this.

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What the fuck?

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Oh, damn.

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I don't know what the fuck we're
supposed to do with these.

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I don't know either.

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What kind of fucking department store is
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I don't know.

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You know what that looks like?

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What? A desk.

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That's what it is, honey.

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Oh.

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Remember? Yeah, yeah. Hello, Daddy, I
love you. Oh, yeah.

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There's a whole bunch of crap in here.

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There's all sex toys in here.

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Wow. I thought this was the department
store. I thought so, too.

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Do you think you can get that airless
paint sprayer in your pants?

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No, probably not. Yeah.

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All right.

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You really wanted those shoes, huh? I
do, yeah.

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You know what? Maybe I should hold the
shoes.

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Okay. He's not going to frisk me. Right,
because they'd look really good to go

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to Stacy's party.

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Okay.

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There we go. There we go. Just in case
he comes in and frisks you. Okay. I

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really don't like the guy touching you,
but, you know.

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Now, listen, play up to this guy. Okay.
All right? All right. Show him a little

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cleavage. Okay. All right? Remember how
I taught you? Yeah.

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That time when we went over to the
restaurant?

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And you did the little thing there to
the guy, and we got away with that free

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dinner? Yeah.

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Okay? All right.

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I'm very proud of you. Thank you.

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But let's not get busted. All right,
we're not going to get busted. Because

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Daddy can't do another stint. I know.
Okay? I know.

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Sure, but it's too obvious.

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Oh, fuck.

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These cameras aren't recording anything.
We're going to be fine.

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Okay. Yeah, you know?

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You know.

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So I... Like, show a little, like, bra.

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Yeah.

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Okay. That'll be fine. Yeah. Yeah,
listen to me very carefully. All right.

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You were shopping for your birthday
present. Okay.

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Okay. Okay.

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And you were looking at that outfit.

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Okay. And the lady was overzealous.

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Okay.

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She reported to you, and you didn't take
it. Look, you don't have a dress on you

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anywhere, do you? Right. No, I don't.
No? Okay.

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Okay. All right, so that's the story
we're going with.

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All right. All right?

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Okay. Well, that's going to be fine.
Okay. I'm going to forgive you for

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this mistake.

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Okay, good.

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You're going to learn from this, right?
Yeah.

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Okay.

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Oh, you look so good. You look like your
mom.

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Oh, thank you.

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I miss her.

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Yeah, me too.

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She'll be out in ten years.

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Yeah, I hope so.

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Yeah.

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It's really lonely with the moms out
around. I bet it is.

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Huh.

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There's a guy.

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I don't know when he is.

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Maybe, like... Can I pull... Pull that a
little bit?

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So my butt's a little bit... Oh, yeah.

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Do I look good?

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Yeah, your butt always looks good, baby.

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All right, cool.

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Now, remember, use your feminine wiles
on this guy.

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Okay. All right?

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Okay. God gave you this body for a
reason, honey. Okay.

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Use it. Yes, Daddy.

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Remember what your late grandmother used
to say?

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A fool and his money are soon parted.
You're right.

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Yeah.

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Oh, you're driving me fucking crazy.

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Yeah.

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It's okay coming in?

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No.

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Oh,

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yeah. Daddy taught you very well.

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Your mother did, too.

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You're right.

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Okay.

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I just wish he'd come in here soon.

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Huh? I wish he'd come in here soon. It's
the anticipation that's making me

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nervous.

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There's nothing to worry about.

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I know.

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They got nothing on us. I know. You're
right.

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This is what I taught you. Yeah.

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They can smell fear.

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Mm -hmm. Okay?

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Okay.

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So, if you look nervous, if you look
scared, They're going to pick up on that

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right away.

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It's mind -fucked, this guy.

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All right.

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Okay? Okay. Cool as a cucumber.

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Okay. All right?

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All right. I got it.

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Cool as a cucumber. We didn't do
anything wrong.

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Okay. All right? That's really, really
important.

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Okay. Let me see that. Cool as a
cucumber.

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We've got to work on that.

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All right.

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Anything else we could take out of here?

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Those aren't popular.

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What is this?

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When they invented these things, you
weren't even a glimmer in my eye. What

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of crap store is this? Weird old shit.

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Finger dildos.

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The only good things were these shoes.

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Right.

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God.

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What the fuck is this?

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I don't get it.

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Is this for measuring penises?

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I guess.

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I guess I got a six foot penis. Okay.

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What the fuck?

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I don't know where this... Oh.

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Okay.

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Oh, it's a number.

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Shut up.

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Fucking sick and tired.

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Sick and tired of what?

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I beg your pardon?

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You know, my daughter and I were just
shopping for her birthday.

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I'm sure this is a simple mistake.

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Mistaken identity.

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Like the lady was just overzealous. I
didn't do anything. I was just looking

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the dresses.

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Yeah, that's right. She was just looking
at the dresses. Do you ever shut the

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fuck up?

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How much is it going to cost me to go
away? Just give me your IDs.

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What? IDs.

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Identification. Photo ID.

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Don't act dumb.

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It's strange.

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It's not going to have anything on me.
Do you, honey?

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Maybe we left it in the car. You know
what?

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We're going to go to the car right now
and we'll go get... Do you want to get

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tased?

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What is he with the tase?

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That's kind of weird. It's in our
contract.

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It's not a pleasant experience.

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So you're going to lose your ball. Stand
over there and shut up. You sit in the

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chair.

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Now look, we left our IDs in the car.
Why don't you let me go out to the car.

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I'll get the IDs.

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and come back, okay?

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All right?

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And then we'll be fine. All right? Why
don't I do that? Just stand there for a

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second. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
chief. Relax, boss.

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Is this your daughter?

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Yeah, it's my daughter. What of it?
Okay.

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This is how it's going to work. Your
guy's fate, both of you. What?

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Your fate in this situation is going to
depend on your honesty.

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Mm -hmm. Okay. The more honest you guys
are, the better chance you have of not

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going to jail. Okay, mister. So think
about that.

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And you, come with me. We're going to
another room.

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Come with you? You're not my type.

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00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:08,460
What is this guy talking about, come
with me? What are you talking about?

252
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,240
Pepper drum.

253
00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:11,419
Bye, daddy.

254
00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:14,380
Hey, you know, if you touch me, that's a
lawsuit, okay?

255
00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:18,880
If you can't touch me, I can walk away
if you touch me. All right? You stay

256
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,880
here. Okay.

257
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000
Bye, Daddy.

258
00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:24,560
All right, Pumpkin. I'll be back in a
minute.

259
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,100
this is gonna take.

260
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,540
Fucking hate waiting.

261
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:14,200
I just wanna

262
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:18,880
go home and watch TV.

263
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,520
I've got to wait forever for this
fucking cop.

264
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,240
Okay. All right.

265
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:35,000
Okay. So what's going on, mister?

266
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,320
Yeah, we got rid of him.

267
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,540
He's a little crazy.

268
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,520
I want you to tell me what's going on.

269
00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:54,400
Keep your hands to yourself.

270
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,800
Okay.

271
00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:59,240
Well, obviously you didn't act by
yourself.

272
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,360
We've watched all the tapes.

273
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:07,320
And it looks like your father kind of
pushed you into this.

274
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,980
So, what's the truth?

275
00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:14,300
I didn't do it.

276
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,260
I've got your girl on camera and your
dad.

277
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,820
I didn't do nothing.

278
00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,300
Tick your little fingers.

279
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:24,540
You and your dad.

280
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,100
I didn't do nothing, mister.

281
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,080
Okay.

282
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,820
Stop that. All right.

283
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,440
Dirty little girl.

284
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:41,740
Okay, well, I'm going to put you in
another room. I'm going to bring your

285
00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:42,599
back in here.

286
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,760
Okay. And maybe he'll cooperate.

287
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:45,839
I doubt it.

288
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:46,840
Okay.

289
00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:51,310
Might have to call the police, to be
honest.

290
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:54,210
Come.

291
00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:29,420
What is that?

292
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:35,440
Hey, let me tell you something. This
isn't my first rodeo, okay? So I know

293
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:39,760
you're trying to do, and you're trying
to get us to turn against each other.

294
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,060
That's not going to happen.

295
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:45,320
My daughter and I did nothing wrong. You
can't prove it. You ain't got no

296
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,640
evidence. That's it. We're going to
walk, okay?

297
00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,140
You're just a security guard, dude.

298
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,220
All right? I'm a lot smarter than that.

299
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,320
Oh, wow. They're in here every week.

300
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:03,640
Wow. I'm about to call them, and I'm
sure this is not your first offense.

301
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:07,340
Think about that for a second. Is this
your first offense?

302
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:11,560
That's none of your goddamn business.
You're just a fucking security guard. I

303
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,840
don't have to tell you slick.

304
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,960
I don't have to tell you this.

305
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:19,780
Look, we both know you're a criminal,
dude. It's written all over you.

306
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,240
Such a criminal.

307
00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:27,550
But that's okay. That's the life you've
chosen.

308
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:34,770
Yeah. You know what? I got places to go.

309
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:37,370
You can't hold customers up like this.

310
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:43,770
You haven't got no evidence against us.
I'll sue the store. I'll make sure

311
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:44,770
you're fired.

312
00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:48,310
Okay? They'll send you back to whatever
country you're from.

313
00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:50,850
All right? Dude, we deal with this shit
every week.

314
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,030
And you know what? The bad guys always
move.

315
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,470
Sad, man.

316
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:56,390
Doesn't really upset me anymore, though.

317
00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:58,390
No. So I'll tell you what.

318
00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:03,850
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

319
00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:07,710
Are you done yet? I got places to go, me
and my daughter, okay?

320
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:11,329
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You ain't
got shit on me.

321
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,730
You don't know any cops.

322
00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:17,670
You're full of shit. You're just a
little department store security guard.

323
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,950
couldn't even make it as a cop, okay?

324
00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:27,230
I'm a man. I'm just very annoyed. That's
my daughter. We were shopping in the

325
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:29,510
store. She's very cute.

326
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:30,449
Say what?

327
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,630
She's a beautiful girl.

328
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:35,110
So terrible waste. So shame.

329
00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:38,030
Wow. She's a sexy little thing.

330
00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:39,330
Huh.

331
00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:42,370
That sounds like sexual harassment right
there.

332
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,050
You know how old she is?

333
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:46,510
She's only 18 years old, buddy.

334
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:51,240
What are you thinking about dirty, evil
things about a little 18 -year -old

335
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,520
girl? She looks younger, but anyway.

336
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:58,360
Just keep chapping away there, buddy.
You're sticking your foot so far down

337
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:02,920
throat, you're going to gag on it. She
might keep you out of jail. Think about

338
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,640
that. Think about that for a minute.

339
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,340
What are you talking about, keep me out
of jail? What are you talking about?

340
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:09,340
She's a beautiful girl.

341
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,840
I'm very attracted to her.

342
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,240
You know what I mean?

343
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,420
You know she's a little slut.

344
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,120
It's written all over her face.

345
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,219
And a criminal.

346
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,220
Mm -hmm.

347
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,620
She's probably blowing everyone in her
class.

348
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:26,420
Watch your mouth.

349
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:30,360
It's that or jail, brother. What's it
gonna be? What do you mean?

350
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:31,580
Be specific.

351
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:32,760
Come on, you know what I mean.

352
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,620
What do most men want?

353
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,040
A little pleasure, a little love, you
know?

354
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,000
I don't get many dates.

355
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,440
Won't take long.

356
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:46,550
Well, I could see why with that Amish
fucking beard of yours.

357
00:18:46,770 --> 00:18:48,070
That's why I like this job, you know?

358
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:49,490
Sometimes I get lucky.

359
00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:50,669
Oh, yeah?

360
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,310
It's amazing what a girl will do to
start a job.

361
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:56,770
Hmm. Amazing. So I guess you don't make
enough money to even be able to afford a

362
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:59,850
prostitute, huh? No, hell no, dude. I
can barely pay my rent.

363
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:00,869
Oh, well.

364
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:03,630
I'm a fucking security guard, man. I can
see that you can't even afford to pay

365
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:07,550
for an iron, man. Anyway, enough with
the insults. So what's it going to be? I

366
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:11,210
mean, I... I can call Officer Jones
right now. He'll be here in 15 minutes.

367
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,930
Or I can have some fun with your
daughter. I was like, what's it going to

368
00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:19,310
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me
make sure I'm getting this straight.

369
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:25,410
So you're telling me I can avoid going
to jail if I let you

370
00:19:25,410 --> 00:19:28,010
fuck my daughter?

371
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:31,830
That would be nice. I was thinking just
a BJ, but if I can fuck her, then you

372
00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:34,410
guys can leave. You can even keep the
merchandise. And you're going to let my

373
00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:36,410
daughter go free, too. You can keep the
merchandise.

374
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:41,160
But I got to bust a nice... Fuck, I
don't know if I want the merchandise in

375
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,460
store. Come on her face.

376
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:43,940
What?

377
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,620
You're a kinky little monkey, aren't
you?

378
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,560
That's what my face is, man. I like to
come on people's faces.

379
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,000
Oh, I bet you do.

380
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:52,840
I bet you do.

381
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,840
So what's it going to be, brother?

382
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,080
You going to talk to her?

383
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,840
Try to convince her.

384
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,100
See what she says.

385
00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:03,220
It's that old jail, dude. I mean, I'll
call Jones.

386
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,440
He's a nice guy.

387
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000
I'm her father, not her pimp. All right?

388
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:16,520
I'm her father, not her pimp. How dare
you insinuate that?

389
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:23,760
But if it would keep us out of jail, I
could talk to

390
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,940
my daughter and maybe...

391
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:31,850
She could give you a hand job or maybe
look at your dick and do a nice little

392
00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:35,550
sketch. I'm old, dude. I take forever to
get hard. So she's going to have to

393
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:39,630
suck it really good, get me hard, and
get me off.

394
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,750
If I don't come, no deal.

395
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:44,530
You think I want blue ball?

396
00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:50,170
Anyway, with all these kinky suck toys
in here, I'm sure you jack off all the

397
00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:51,049
time.

398
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,650
I'll bring her back in and talk to her.

399
00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:54,230
Just think about it.

400
00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:55,830
You know what?

401
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,180
Wow. You almost had me going there.

402
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,960
You're pretty good.

403
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:07,380
But I'm going to tell you one thing. I
know you haven't got any fucking

404
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:10,280
against us. So you know what? I'm going
to call your bluff.

405
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,600
Okay?

406
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,360
Bullshit. I'm going to give you a
number.

407
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,380
A number? Eight.

408
00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:18,780
Cameras.

409
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,800
Yes, sir.

410
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,020
Do you want to watch them?

411
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,440
Forcing her to steal.

412
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:26,880
We've got it on camera.

413
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:30,460
Sad, man. I actually got a little
emotional watching it.

414
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,160
But, uh, shit.

415
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:37,820
It's gonna be... She's pretty, man.
Fuck, she's pretty.

416
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,580
Yeah, I know she's... Let me get her.

417
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,060
Talk to her.

418
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,160
You and I both know half of those
cameras don't work.

419
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,000
They're just there for show.

420
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:51,140
Actually, we just put new tapes and
batteries and stuff.

421
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,500
No. I swear to God, dude.

422
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,720
Oh, okay.

423
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,540
You can watch the tape, man.

424
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,560
I don't need to watch these tapes.

425
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,420
Hey, don't I get a phone call?

426
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:02,420
Let me call somebody.

427
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:04,280
I need to get laid, man.

428
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:07,020
So I'm going to bring your daughter in
here and talk to her.

429
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,960
I better be good, though. No half -assed
fucking handjob. I want a good fucking

430
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:12,960
BJ.

431
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:15,220
There I am.

432
00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:16,760
I don't fucking believe this.

433
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,960
I don't fucking believe this.

434
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:33,810
out of here.

435
00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:40,670
Call one of the boys and they can...
Hello?

436
00:22:43,010 --> 00:22:46,990
Cheap -ass fucking door. Phone doesn't
work. I bet you the cameras don't work.

437
00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:49,170
This is bullshit.

438
00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:58,490
Come here. Come on, honey. Sit down. Sit
down here for a minute. Let Daddy talk

439
00:22:58,490 --> 00:22:59,730
to you. Do the right thing, brother.

440
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,580
He said, there's a bunch of cameras over
here filming this thing.

441
00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:14,880
They don't thought that.

442
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:16,220
Uh -huh.

443
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:23,080
But on the other hand, we should throw
caution to the wind. Okay. And

444
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:30,020
just in case they happen to get it on
camera, I told you, I can't do

445
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:31,020
any more time, honey.

446
00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:32,420
I know, Daddy.

447
00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:33,700
And you know...

448
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,080
It's kind of your fault that we're here.

449
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,199
I know.

450
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,200
You know.

451
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:46,960
So, with that being said, I think that
you

452
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,100
need to take one for the tea.

453
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:50,700
Okay.

454
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,800
What exactly does that entail?

455
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,240
What do you think that means?

456
00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:58,460
Are you saying you want me to suck him?

457
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,920
How the fuck did you know what that was?

458
00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:05,120
You are a chip off the old block, aren't
you?

459
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:07,340
Good girl. All right.

460
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:10,640
So, remember how we practiced before?
Yeah.

461
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:11,900
Okay.

462
00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:18,800
And just give him one of those blase
millennial blowjobs that you kids are so

463
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,000
famous for doing nowadays.

464
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:21,480
Yeah. All right? Yeah.

465
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:25,820
Okay? Okay. Are you on something right
now? Are you on a... Fuck no.

466
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:26,879
Okay, you're awake?

467
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,200
Yeah. Okay, all right. You look like
you're drifting up. No.

468
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,840
Okay, listen to me very carefully.

469
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:31,799
All right.

470
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,960
I can't do any time.

471
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,660
I don't want you doing any time.

472
00:24:34,910 --> 00:24:39,070
I promised your mother when I went to go
visit her in jail that I was going to

473
00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:40,750
keep you out of jail.

474
00:24:40,970 --> 00:24:44,670
All right. This guy said he hasn't got
laid in a long time. I think the last

475
00:24:44,670 --> 00:24:47,370
time he saw a vagina was when he was
born. Right. Okay?

476
00:24:47,590 --> 00:24:48,590
Right? Yeah.

477
00:24:49,310 --> 00:24:52,190
Okay. He's got a really small dick.

478
00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:55,970
Okay. He's got a small dick. He'll
probably come like that.

479
00:24:56,170 --> 00:24:59,970
All right. So just pull it out. You
could probably do it with these two

480
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,250
Oh.

481
00:25:01,690 --> 00:25:02,690
All right.

482
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:10,000
How are you doing there? Okay, so we had
a little talk, and I need to have you

483
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:15,960
give me your word that if my daughter
gives you a couple of strokes, you'll

484
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:20,880
probably pop like that. Ah, da -da -da
-da -da -da -da. Don't spoil your

485
00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:23,180
Okay. Listen to me.

486
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:28,460
Once you give a couple of strokes, boom,
you shoot.

487
00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:30,200
My daughter and I walk.

488
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,080
We'll, uh...

489
00:25:32,629 --> 00:25:35,050
Take what we'd like on the way out.
Okay?

490
00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:36,330
How's that sound?

491
00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:37,450
Come on. Are you kidding?

492
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:42,190
You know how much it would cost you to
be with a beautiful young woman?

493
00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:45,170
Thousands and thousands of dollars.

494
00:25:45,450 --> 00:25:46,329
I don't know about that.

495
00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:47,710
Maybe. Yeah.

496
00:25:48,190 --> 00:25:51,070
Well, I don't know what kind of
hunchback. I don't want to get into

497
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,350
Okay.

498
00:25:52,490 --> 00:25:55,430
You can take two items each. That's the
end of the discussion.

499
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,590
Two items each.

500
00:25:58,530 --> 00:26:01,430
Well, I don't know what we'd get in half
an hour. But I'm not a young man.

501
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,190
So the BJ has to be outstanding.

502
00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:05,890
All right,

503
00:26:06,990 --> 00:26:07,990
fuck it.

504
00:26:08,850 --> 00:26:09,850
All right.

505
00:26:09,870 --> 00:26:12,710
Look, I'm going to go out here.

506
00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:18,310
I'm going to go in the store and take a
look at the merchandise I want to get.

507
00:26:18,430 --> 00:26:20,530
Set your ass down. Otherwise, we don't
have a deal.

508
00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:24,370
What? You'll bounce and leave your
daughter.

509
00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:27,970
I am not going to sit here and watch
you.

510
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:32,680
Get serviced by my daughter. I'm sorry,
buddy, but that's not in the plan.

511
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,020
Part of the plan.

512
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,760
Okay? I'm allergic to small penises.
Believe me, I can't stay here. It's part

513
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,459
the plan, buddy.

514
00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:40,540
What? Take it or leave it.

515
00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:43,860
Fuck it.

516
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,200
Honey, just finish him off real quick so
we can get out of here. All right,

517
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,320
honey. I'll do the best I can.

518
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,800
I've got the trifecta at Bay Meadows
there in a minute. Oh, Jesus Christ.

519
00:26:53,710 --> 00:26:57,110
It's beautiful, isn't it? Look how
fucking huge it is. Dad, you said it was

520
00:26:57,110 --> 00:26:58,110
supposed to be small.

521
00:26:58,710 --> 00:27:00,610
It looked like it was small. Well, he's
not.

522
00:27:01,070 --> 00:27:02,070
All right.

523
00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:06,770
Fucking nice and gentle. I've never
sucked a big cock before. Jesus Christ.

524
00:27:06,890 --> 00:27:07,890
Thank you, honey.

525
00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:16,630
Yes.

526
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:11,280
So, have a seat.

527
00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:14,860
Have a seat? What am I, at the Pussycat
Theater?

528
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,370
What are you laughing at, Joey boy?

529
00:28:52,710 --> 00:28:54,250
I didn't get many days, brother.

530
00:28:54,530 --> 00:28:56,750
Thank you. Well, this isn't a three
-way.

531
00:28:56,990 --> 00:28:57,990
You're a good father.

532
00:28:58,610 --> 00:28:59,610
Shut up.

533
00:29:00,610 --> 00:29:02,150
Just hurry up and come over.

534
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:03,450
Oh,

535
00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:05,070
dude, it's going to take me a while.

536
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:07,590
Stand up and get naked.

537
00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:08,870
All right.

538
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,920
How old are you again?

539
00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:18,480
18. Oh, shit.

540
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,460
Very legal.

541
00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:28,230
I don't think nothing.

542
00:30:29,710 --> 00:30:33,710
Come on, Beauty and the Beast. Just come
already, all right?

543
00:30:34,110 --> 00:30:35,730
I'm going to enjoy this, brother.

544
00:30:37,950 --> 00:30:38,950
Oh, yes.

545
00:30:40,150 --> 00:30:41,150
That's big.

546
00:30:44,430 --> 00:30:45,430
It's huge.

547
00:30:45,830 --> 00:30:48,030
Okay, bend over the desk.

548
00:30:48,270 --> 00:30:51,870
Okay, never tell me I'm sucking a small
cock when it's huge, Dad.

549
00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:05,620
Jesus Christ, you're acting like the
dude's small, and it turns out he's a

550
00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:06,620
fucking mammoth.

551
00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:14,340
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's with the
filming, okay? My personal collection.

552
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,260
We're walking out with four items now.

553
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,280
Oh, shit.

554
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,920
I fucking hate you, Danny.

555
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,980
I'll make it up to you, baby. You
better.

556
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,220
Taking this fucking big cock and my
tight fucking pussy.

557
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,620
All right.

558
00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:29,940
Spread your cheeks.

559
00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:31,180
Like this?

560
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:32,380
Yes.

561
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:33,660
It's beautiful.

562
00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:39,140
Fuck.

563
00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:47,880
That hurts.

564
00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:49,880
I'm not used to big cock.

565
00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:34,480
else be doing this shit.

566
00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:37,420
It's alright, honey.

567
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:43,860
It feels

568
00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:55,880
good.

569
00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:57,280
Of course it does.

570
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,840
You've got a good pussy.

571
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,120
Thank you.

572
00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:16,330
she'd make it stop yeah come on guys
enough is enough just come already all

573
00:34:16,330 --> 00:34:22,870
right yeah well you got that on video so
you can knock off to your heart's

574
00:34:22,870 --> 00:34:24,590
content come on pop and let's get out

575
00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:45,110
What can I do about it?

576
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,800
Daddy,

577
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:40,980
make it stop!

578
00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:44,460
Shh, shh, shh.

579
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:46,980
I'll break your fucking fingers.

580
00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:48,260
Fine, fine.

581
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,240
Get over with and come.

582
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,340
Come on, come on. Don't rush me, dude.
I'm old.

583
00:36:56,580 --> 00:37:01,820
It takes me forever to come these days.
Yeah, well, yeah. What a nice letter to

584
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,820
write in AARP with a nice story.

585
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,000
Just come already, all right?

586
00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:08,080
Shut the fuck up. All right.

587
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:28,060
So, uh, how much longer is this going to
take here, George Burns, huh?

588
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,940
Shut the fuck up, dude.

589
00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:32,700
Oh, what's the matter? Can't
concentrate?

590
00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:34,660
Losing your wood.

591
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,740
You're not enough man for this hot
little 18 -year -old.

592
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:46,120
You just pull it out, jack off under
your ass or something. Let's get out of

593
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:46,959
here.

594
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:47,960
Suck my balls.

595
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,560
Back on the table.

596
00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:54,060
Spread your legs.

597
00:40:11,850 --> 00:40:13,690
I literally can't believe this is
happening.

598
00:40:54,090 --> 00:40:55,090
That's fine.

599
00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:30,870
Thank you.

600
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,120
Okay.

601
00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:51,940
Uh uh.

602
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:35,120
Yeah. You owe me forever, dude.

603
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,500
Wipe your face and let's get the fuck
out of here.

604
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:39,800
Listen.

605
00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:44,880
I got quite a few things, including his
phone.

606
00:46:45,620 --> 00:46:47,000
Ah, yay!

607
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:53,080
And I think this will come in good for
our next job.

608
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Ah, yay!

609
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,320
All right.

610
00:46:58,540 --> 00:46:59,540
Locker.